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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
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Ana Mostarac@anammostarac· 23 févr. 2025If you’ve worked in the private sector, you’re familiar with this. It’s standard practice to report what you’ve accomplished to your manager. And if you’ve been a manager, you know how crucial it is to clarify expectations and priorities on a regular cadence.
Now, government
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Anti Woke Memes
@AntiWokeMemes · 22 févr. 2025
SHOW NO MERCY 🔥
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
Yes
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
A large number of good responses have been received already. These are the people who should be considered for promotion.
Elon Musk@elonmusk· 22 févr. 2025Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump’s instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week.
Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
Try @Grok voice mode and personalities
Tech Dev Notes@techdevnotes· 22 févr. 2025Grok Voice Details
Voices:
- Ara: Upbeat female voice
- Rex: Calm male voice
Personalities:
- Best Friend: You are a badass best friend that's down to hang, shoot the shit and go there bro.
- Unhinged: You are witty and based AF with a hot take on everything and loves
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Buzz Patterson
@BuzzPatterson · 22 févr. 2025
For all of the non-military types out there. This guy is a traitorous dick head. We disown him. @AVindman
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
An incredible week!
Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47· 22 févr. 2025Just got this email. Where do we begin?
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Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47 · 23 févr. 2025
What did you accomplish last week, Tina? Five bullets, please.
Tina Smith@SenTinaSmith· 23 févr. 2025This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
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World Of Statistics
@WorldStatisticx · 22 févr. 2025
Has Anybody noticed how quiet Pelosi has been lately?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
Yes, strange indeed
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
Indeed, this takes less than 5 mins
Heidi@HeidiBriones· 23 févr. 2025The fact that federal employees are upset about explaining their weekly tasks only proves what we all know: they're not doing anything.
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Catturd ™
@catturd2 · 22 févr. 2025
Another criminal.
Desiree@DesireeAmerica4· 22 févr. 2025Jamie Raskin calling Donald Trump and Elon Musk “corrupt” is rich. 🤡
🔹 Failed to disclose his wife’s $1.5M stock payout for 8 months—violating financial laws.
🔹 Misrepresented FBI informant claims on Biden’s bribery scandal.
Maybe clean up your own mess first, Jamie. 🤔
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
Exactly
Mollie@MZHemingway· 23 févr. 2025It is hilarious to me that the thing that people in the private sector deal with daily is unfathomable to federal employees. They are freaking out about this. But why not just quickly say what you accomplished the previous week? An opportunity to share your importance, etc.
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bayes
@bayeslord · 23 févr. 2025
bored of the twitter meta rn. lots of petty gossip and bullshit and obvious ideas churned out for engagement farming
what are the big new ideas? what comes after singularity? no cliches and no trite/predictable responses allowed
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
But have you tried Grok? 😂
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · 23 févr. 2025
The boss is the American taxpayer. And the boss doesn’t want their money wasted anymore
Tina Smith@SenTinaSmith· 23 févr. 2025This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
Yeah
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
To be clear, the bar is very low here.
An email with some bullet points that make any sense at all is acceptable!
Should take less than 5 mins to write.
Sadie@Sadie_NC· 23 févr. 2025I never thought all it would take was an email to send the left off the deep end. If you can't handle this simple task, you clearly can not do whatever job you are tasked with.
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Tina Smith
@SenTinaSmith · 23 févr. 2025
This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
What did you get done last week?
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
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Nayib Bukele@nayibbukele· 23 févr. 2025It’s also a clear violation of human rights by the State of Connecticut.
The UN may not agree, but the State has the responsibility to guarantee the fundamental right of a human not to be axed and eaten.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
Grok voice early beta is now available on the @Grok app.
This is early beta, so expect issues (that will be resolved fast), but it’s still awesome.
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Naomi Seibt
@NaomiSeibt · 23 févr. 2025
🚨🇩🇪 BIGGEST TV COMEDIAN CALLS FOR VlOLENCE AGAINST AfD❗️
Jan Böhmermann, tax-funded TV clown who claims that @elonmusk is a NAZl publicly said that AfD supporters should be brutally beaten with a club.
Just a joke?
NO.
This rhetoric provokes REAL ATTACKS!
Naomi Seibt@NaomiSeibt· 20 févr. 2025🚨🇩🇪 NAOMI SEIBT vs JAN BÖHMERMANN for the NYT 🔥
Germany’s obnoxious TV clown Jan Böhmermann went to the @nytimes to warn the world about the NAZl AfD and “HitIer-saluter” @elonmusk
Did he forget to mention that systemic propaganda was HitIer’s strongest power tool?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
That would be a very impressive and long list indeed for you!
However, the passing grade is literally just “Can you send an email with words that make any sense at all?”.
It’s a low bar.
Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47· 22 févr. 2025Just got this email. Where do we begin?
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Mike Lee
@BasedMikeLee · 23 févr. 2025
They rent—with an option to buy
Johnny Midnight ⚡️@its_The_Dr· 22 févr. 2025Do you think the Mexican Cartels own the Mexican Government?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23 févr. 2025
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