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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
See, this proves that I’m a time-traveling vampire alien!
Even though I’m 5000 years old, I think I look much younger.
DogeDesigner@cb_doge· 24 nov. 2024Elon Musk's 𝕏 Profile says he's verified since 3000 BCE.
Yesterday, he posted that he is a time-traveling, vampire alien. 👀
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Ben Longmier
@longmier · 24 nov. 2024
Haha.
@elonmusk maybe we should call it:
Extraterrestrial Telephone (ET).
ET phone home.
ALEX@ajtourville· 24 nov. 2024👽 @Starlink Direct to Cell (DTC) is literally extraterrestrial mobile.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
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Alec Stapp
@AlecStapp · 24 nov. 2024
Begging European countries to stop shooting themselves in the foot like this
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
Crazy train keeps going
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Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr · 24 nov. 2024
Your terms are acceptable.
End Wokeness@EndWokeness· 24 nov. 2024Denver Mayor Johnson: I am willing to go to jail to block deportations
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
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Autism Capital 🧩
@AutismCapital · 24 nov. 2024
You should wear that as you walk into the MSNBC studio 😂
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
En réponse à @LibertyCappy
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Western Lensman
@WesternLensman · 24 nov. 2024
NEW: Jamie Raskin melts projection meters, worries that DOJ under Bondi will no longer be non-partisan:
“Are they going to convert this institution into the president's personal law firm and an instrument of vendetta and retribution?”
“Looks to me like a recipe for nonstop
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
SPQR
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Paul D. Thacker
@thackerpd · 24 nov. 2024
Remember when @sciam editor Laura Helmuth posted tweets calling Trump voters "fucking fascists" and then fake apologized claiming "I respect and value people across the political spectrum"?
She's now comparing Trump people to Nazis.
Beside being a bigot, she's also a liar.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
She’s not a good person
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
Tip of the tip of the iceberg
Department of Government Efficiency@DOGE· 24 nov. 2024How the Government Spends your Tax Dollars:
-$28 million on licensing fees for a green “camouflage” pattern on Afghan National Army uniforms
-$2.5 million on a Super Bowl Ad for the Census
-$1.7 million for holograms of dead comedians -$500,000 to build an IHOP in Washington,
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
En réponse à @ScarantinoX
And V13 is trending to be ~500% better
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Michael Rulli
@michaelrulli · 24 nov. 2024
Pete Buttigieg will leave his post as Transportation Secretary having spent $7.5 BILLION to build 8 EV charging stations.
His legacy will be squandering billions on something nobody wants, while millions struggle to afford the things they need.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
Was that much money actually spent?
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Rob2628
@Rob_2628 · 24 nov. 2024
What Class / Ascendancy are you most hyped for in #PathOfExile2? I'm usually a melee big 2h Weapon / Warrior player, but Monk is looking real good with Darkness & Avatar mode 🙏
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
Whatever class is closest to fighter/magic-user
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Noah Roth
@noahroth · 24 nov. 2024
Counter argument is the Israeli response to Iran. Russian made s-400s were no match for a real air force.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
It is laughably easy to take down fighter jets. “Stealth” means nothing if you use elementary AI with low light sensitivity cameras. They aren’t invisible.
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Pope of Muskanity
@RationalEtienne · 24 nov. 2024
They drop their payload in… women.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
Yeah
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VKtz
@VKtz86 · 24 nov. 2024
an fly much much higher, much much faster, for an exponentially longer time (can cover around 3200km without mid air refuelling and without external fuel tanks), and most importantly, can carry highly advanced air to air and air to ground munitions. This is a shockingly dumb take
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
It’s a shit design
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John Kraus
@johnkrausphotos · 24 nov. 2024
“An implausible rocket on the beach”
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
Yes
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Bill Ackman
@BillAckman · 24 nov. 2024
The best humor is true. For a deep belly laugh and some tears about how times have changed in two decades.
The Rubber Duck ™@TheRubberDuck79· 23 nov. 2024spot-on contrast between growing up in the 70s and 80s versus growing up in the 90s and 2000s.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
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ALEX
@ajtourville · 24 nov. 2024
😂
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
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Ian Miles Cheong
@ianmiles · 24 nov. 2024
The media wants to take down X. They aren’t even hiding it anymore.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 24 nov. 2024
That is the last refuge of the woke mind parasite
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