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The Monkey in the Machine 🐒
@MonkeyInMachine · 1 nov. 2025
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
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Grummz
@Grummz · 31 oct. 2025
What’s funny is the Elon is just as likely to post his hot takes to X directly for everyone to read.
DogeDesigner@cb_doge· 31 oct. 2025🚨 ELON MUSK: "If intelligence agencies aren't trying to read my phone, they should probably be fired." 😂
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
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Casey Handmer
@CJHandmer · 1 nov. 2025
Did you know that NASA's Orion program has spent over $30b in 20 years and still
-hasn't flown people
-has a fundamentally unsafe heat shield
-hasn't tested life support yet
-is too heavy to go to the Moon, or pretty much anywhere
Why are we putting this useless boondoggle on
Casey Handmer@CJHandmer· 31 oct. 2025Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
Sounds problematic
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ĐOGEARMY GENERAL
@TheTeslaBull · 1 nov. 2025
And inventor of the car fart* 💨
🤣 🤣
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
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TeslaMD
@TSLA4orphans · 1 nov. 2025
Elon does not need and never needed *therapy*.
Cleese on the other hand ...
x.com/i/grok/share/a…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
Please put “never went to therapy” on my gravestone
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Brent Mayo
@BrentM_BuildGuy · 31 oct. 2025
“That’s what she said” 😆😆😆
Chief Nerd@TheChiefNerd· 31 oct. 2025🤯 Elon Musk Says Starship Travels From Texas to Australia in Under 40 Minutes
“It's like 17,000 miles an hour or 25 times the speed of sound … If you compare it to a bullet … it'll be about 30x faster than a bullet from a handgun … and it's the size of a skyscraper.”
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
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Kitty.International
@KittyIntl · 1 nov. 2025
John - big fan but you are being tedious. This feels a long way from the satire of the "The people's front of Judea" - where's that John? (we need him...)
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
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Ayush Jaiswal
@ayushjaiswal · 1 nov. 2025
Voting rights of founders for these companies for context:
Dropbox → 77%
Meta (Facebook) → 61%
Alphabet (Google) → 51%
Shopify → 51%
Snap (Snapchat) → 88%
Palantir → 50%
Zoom → 54%
Michael Dell 🇺🇸@MichaelDell· 31 oct. 2025Vote FOR @elonmusk. The award is only achieved IF he hits exceptionally ambitious market-cap and operational milestones—if he falls short, he gets nothing. If he succeeds, shareholders will win big through unprecedented value creation, and he will earn added voting rights to
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
Not obvious why supervoting stock was so important for Dropbox
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John Cleese
@JohnCleese · 1 nov. 2025
Only in America...
Joe Walsh@WalshFreedom· 31 oct. 2025Come on @joerogan, please be better than this. Donald Trump is the ONLY President in American history who lost an election and refused to accept the results, and refused to concede. Hillary publicly conceded the day after she lost to Trump. Stop spreading bullshit man.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
You fled Britain to live in Nevis
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
You stole a non-profit
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
And you forgot to mention act 4, where this issue was fixed and you received a refund within 24 hours.
But that is in your nature.
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Sam Altman
@sama · 30 oct. 2025
A tale in three acts:
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
You stole a non-profit
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Dr Singularity
@Dr_Singularity · 31 oct. 2025
Researchers have mathematically proven that the universe cannot be a computer simulation.
Their paper in the Journal of Holography Applications in Physics shows that reality operates on principles beyond computation.
Using Gödel’s incompleteness theorem, they argue that no
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
I’m not saying we’re for sure in a simulation, but reaching the firm conclusion that we are not based on pseudoscience is ridiculous
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Blake Neff
@BlakeSNeff · 1 nov. 2025
It may not be possible to convict him, but Alejandro Mayorkas is a traitor to the United States and absolutely should be considered a villain on par with the Rosenbergs. He let America be invaded, by its enemies and by everyone else.
Prison would be a kindness to him.
~~datahazard~~@fentasyl· 31 oct. 2025The breadth of Alejandro Mayorkas' global human importation program remains underappreciated.
He flew them in from every random country in the world. With no legal or even humanitarian justification.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
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John Cleese
@JohnCleese · 1 nov. 2025
Elon just fell off the end of he spectrum
Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social)@KyleKulinski· 31 oct. 2025Just incredibly shameless lies from the world's richest man (who illegally cut pediatric cancer research and meals on wheels), and the biggest dupe in the world Joe Rogan swallows it whole.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 1 nov. 2025
Senility is tragic to observe
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Penny2x
@imPenny2x · 31 oct. 2025
Midwits are prone to overcomplicate.
Usually the most simple answer is correct.
To lower crime, remove criminals from the streets.
The Rabbit Hole@TheRabbitHole· 31 oct. 2025Just arrest the criminals
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 31 oct. 2025
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JD Vance
@JDVance · 31 oct. 2025
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 31 oct. 2025
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad · 31 oct. 2025
put me in, coach.
Elon Musk@elonmusk· 31 oct. 2025Noland might be the first to receive a Neuralink upgrade and/or dual Neuralink implant to further augment his abilities.
It won’t be long before a Neuralink recipient can beat most and eventually all humans at fast reaction video games.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 31 oct. 2025
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 31 oct. 2025
It is
Eric Berger@SciGuySpace· 31 oct. 2025This seems like a pretty big deal.
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Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷
@farzyness · 31 oct. 2025
The courting of Elon Musk continues.
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt· 31 oct. 2025Kamala Harris on Elon Musk in new interview:
"I think it was a mistake not to invite Elon Musk. I'm no fan of his, but I admire his work as an innovator and what he’s done for American EV manufacturing. We should have had him at the White House when we had all those other
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 31 oct. 2025
Well, I appreciate the acknowledgment of that mistake
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 31 oct. 2025
To state the obvious, failure to incarcerate serial killers results in innocent people dying
Unlimited L's@unlimited_ls· 31 oct. 2025JUST IN: The third suspect in the m*rder of DC congressional intern Eric Tarpinian-Jachym is also linked to another k*lling just five days later
Tarpinian, 21, who was an innocent bystander, was shot four times on June 30
The three suspects had exited a stolen vehicle and fired
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