John LeFevre
@JohnLeFevre · Dec 12, 2024
Rules for the office Christmas party:
1. Don’t skip it.
2. Eat before you show up to avoid getting intoxicated.
3. Wear what you wore to the office. The guy who changed into skinny jeans and his "going out" shirt clearly has too much free time.
4. Show up on time. Most
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
A (hot) woman grabbed my 🍆 once at a Microsoft office party when I was 19 …
Memorable.
08:08 AM · December 13, 2024 · 633.7K views
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