Katie Miller
@KatieMiller · Jan 13, 2026
Today my child declared that he’s a pirate.
I’m taking him to the doctor to amputate his leg and give him a peg leg.
I was told we’re supposed to unquestionably affirm transitions.
Welcome to today’s Supreme Court oral arguments.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Madness
11:51 PM · January 13, 2026 · 619K views
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