Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan · Mar 20, 2026
I feel personally attacked
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee· Mar 20, 2026Local Man Likes His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
My son, Saxon, is so based that he would just order milk when we went to dinner in LA. This would always stun the waitstaff, as they had never heard anyone actually order milk!
He also unironically ordered a cheeseburger at a very uptight sushi restaurant that doesn’t even allow you to order supplemental soy sauce. When the waiter recovered from this request to reply that they don’t have cheeseburgers, Saxon said “Fine, I will have a hamburger.”
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