Raq
@raqisright · May 14, 2026
How to tell what phase of life a girl is in:
Posting thirst traps = recently single
Posting 5 stories a day and scrolling through so see if he saw it = she’s dating a guy who doesn’t like her
She suddenly starts posting home cooked meals, sourdough, and little farmer’s market
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1· May 14, 2026How to tell what phase of life a guy is in:
If he’s golfing every weekend, he hates his girlfriend/wife
If he’s blacking out every Friday/Saturday, violently single and stuck in college
If he’s training for a marathon, a breakup changed him fundamentally
If he moved to
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