Elon Musk
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Uranium in Uranus will be our best merch ever.
Put it on your mantelpiece and show your guests Uranus!
X Freeze@XFreeze· Sep 19, 2026Elon’s merch formula: Outrageously unsellable...Extremely popular 😂
• $500 Not-a-Flamethrower — 20,000 sold in days
• $100 Burnt Hair perfume — 30,000-bottle run
• Tesla S3XY shorts — priced at $69.420
• Next up: Uranium in Uranus (glow-in-the-dark + Geiger strap-on)
12:25 AM · September 20, 2026 · 1.1M views
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