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Casey Handmer
@CJHandmer · Nov 1, 2025
Note that SpaceX can easily slap an H100 or 10 onto a Starlink satellite, it's already set up host payloads. This will enable a direct measurement of demand elasticity.
Whether this is useful I'm not sure. The satellite can run inference but handing off for ground based
Elon Musk@elonmusk· Oct 31, 2025@SciGuySpace Simply scaling up Starlink V3 satellites, which have high speed laser links would work.
SpaceX will be doing this.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
Think in terms of Kardashev II and the path becomes obvious
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Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerritt · Nov 1, 2025
Tesla has delivered over 250 Cybetrucks to Starbase, Texas. SpaceX will be replacing their entire gas truck fleet with these Cybertrucks, with even more likely on the way.
Derek Li@derek1ee· Oct 31, 2025@NASASpaceflight Was just visiting.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
So much more striking than a bunch of normal cars that look like a parking lot at a shopping mall!
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Matt Parrott
@MatthewParrott · Nov 1, 2025
There's an infinite cat glitch in the simulation.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
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Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerritt · Oct 31, 2025
Good lord how many Cybertrucks did SpaceX order?!
NSF - NASASpaceflight.com@NASASpaceflight· Oct 31, 2025Tesla: Hey, Starbase, want some Cybertrucks?
Starbase: Sure.
Tesla: How many?
Starbase: Yes.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
Cybertrucks get preferential parking, as they look much more futuristic than normal cars and are poetically aligned with the stainless steel of Starship
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Blake Scholl 🛫
@bscholl · Nov 1, 2025
I wish Apple had invented QR codes because then they wouldn’t be so fugly.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
QR codes are so ugly
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The Monkey in the Machine 🐒
@MonkeyInMachine · Nov 1, 2025
@daltonc
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
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Grummz
@Grummz · Oct 31, 2025
What’s funny is the Elon is just as likely to post his hot takes to X directly for everyone to read.
DogeDesigner@cb_doge· Oct 31, 2025🚨 ELON MUSK: "If intelligence agencies aren't trying to read my phone, they should probably be fired." 😂
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
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Casey Handmer
@CJHandmer · Nov 1, 2025
Did you know that NASA's Orion program has spent over $30b in 20 years and still
-hasn't flown people
-has a fundamentally unsafe heat shield
-hasn't tested life support yet
-is too heavy to go to the Moon, or pretty much anywhere
Why are we putting this useless boondoggle on
Casey Handmer@CJHandmer· Oct 31, 2025Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
Sounds problematic
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ĐOGEARMY GENERAL
@TheTeslaBull · Nov 1, 2025
And inventor of the car fart* 💨
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
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TeslaMD
@TSLA4orphans · Nov 1, 2025
Elon does not need and never needed *therapy*.
Cleese on the other hand ...
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
Please put “never went to therapy” on my gravestone
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Brent Mayo
@BrentM_BuildGuy · Oct 31, 2025
“That’s what she said” 😆😆😆
Chief Nerd@TheChiefNerd· Oct 31, 2025🤯 Elon Musk Says Starship Travels From Texas to Australia in Under 40 Minutes
“It's like 17,000 miles an hour or 25 times the speed of sound … If you compare it to a bullet … it'll be about 30x faster than a bullet from a handgun … and it's the size of a skyscraper.”
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
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Kitty.International
@KittyIntl · Nov 1, 2025
John - big fan but you are being tedious. This feels a long way from the satire of the "The people's front of Judea" - where's that John? (we need him...)
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
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Ayush Jaiswal
@ayushjaiswal · Nov 1, 2025
Voting rights of founders for these companies for context:
Dropbox → 77%
Meta (Facebook) → 61%
Alphabet (Google) → 51%
Shopify → 51%
Snap (Snapchat) → 88%
Palantir → 50%
Zoom → 54%
Michael Dell 🇺🇸@MichaelDell· Oct 31, 2025Vote FOR @elonmusk. The award is only achieved IF he hits exceptionally ambitious market-cap and operational milestones—if he falls short, he gets nothing. If he succeeds, shareholders will win big through unprecedented value creation, and he will earn added voting rights to
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
Not obvious why supervoting stock was so important for Dropbox
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John Cleese
@JohnCleese · Nov 1, 2025
Only in America...
Joe Walsh@WalshFreedom· Oct 31, 2025Come on @joerogan, please be better than this. Donald Trump is the ONLY President in American history who lost an election and refused to accept the results, and refused to concede. Hillary publicly conceded the day after she lost to Trump. Stop spreading bullshit man.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
You fled Britain to live in Nevis
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
You stole a non-profit
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
And you forgot to mention act 4, where this issue was fixed and you received a refund within 24 hours.
But that is in your nature.
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Sam Altman
@sama · Oct 30, 2025
A tale in three acts:
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
You stole a non-profit
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Dr Singularity
@Dr_Singularity · Oct 31, 2025
Researchers have mathematically proven that the universe cannot be a computer simulation.
Their paper in the Journal of Holography Applications in Physics shows that reality operates on principles beyond computation.
Using Gödel’s incompleteness theorem, they argue that no
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
I’m not saying we’re for sure in a simulation, but reaching the firm conclusion that we are not based on pseudoscience is ridiculous
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Blake Neff
@BlakeSNeff · Nov 1, 2025
It may not be possible to convict him, but Alejandro Mayorkas is a traitor to the United States and absolutely should be considered a villain on par with the Rosenbergs. He let America be invaded, by its enemies and by everyone else.
Prison would be a kindness to him.
~~datahazard~~@fentasyl· Oct 31, 2025The breadth of Alejandro Mayorkas' global human importation program remains underappreciated.
He flew them in from every random country in the world. With no legal or even humanitarian justification.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
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John Cleese
@JohnCleese · Nov 1, 2025
Elon just fell off the end of he spectrum
Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social)@KyleKulinski· Oct 31, 2025Just incredibly shameless lies from the world's richest man (who illegally cut pediatric cancer research and meals on wheels), and the biggest dupe in the world Joe Rogan swallows it whole.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 1, 2025
Senility is tragic to observe
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Penny2x
@imPenny2x · Oct 31, 2025
Midwits are prone to overcomplicate.
Usually the most simple answer is correct.
To lower crime, remove criminals from the streets.
The Rabbit Hole@TheRabbitHole· Oct 31, 2025Just arrest the criminals
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Oct 31, 2025
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