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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 29, 2026
Falcon Heavy landing
SpaceX@SpaceX· Apr 29, 2026Falcon Heavy’s side boosters have landed on LZ-2 and LZ-40!
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 29, 2026
Falcon Heavy
SpaceX@SpaceX· Apr 29, 2026All systems are looking good for Falcon Heavy’s launch of the @viasat-3 F3 mission from Florida. The 85-minute window opens at 10:13 a.m. ET. Teams are keeping an eye on weather →
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One Bad Dude
@OneBadDude_ · Apr 29, 2026
If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone mistake World War II for World War 11………………….
I would have 1 dollar.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 29, 2026
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Bilal Farooqui
@bilalfarooqui · Apr 28, 2026
SpaceX just tied Elon Musk’s comp to achieving a $7.5T market cap and building a 1M person colony on Mars
A Delaware judge 20 years from now: this was really easy to do and we will take his comp back
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 29, 2026
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 29, 2026
Cybertruck
Cybertruck@cybertruck· Apr 27, 2026Trail assist maintains a set cruising speed with minimum slip on rough or steep terrain, allowing you to focus on steering
Enable via Controls > Dynamics > Off-Road Mode > Trail Assist, then activate or deactivate Trail Assist when needed by single-clicking the right scroll
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Oli
@CARN0N · Apr 28, 2026
Elon during the Q1 2026 earnings call:
"When we've unveiled various Optimus versions, we've found out our competitors literally do a frame-by-frame analysis and copy everything we're doing."
Exhibit A.
Xiaomi's Cyber One V2, revealed today, next to Tesla's Optimus Gen 2 - which
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 29, 2026
Optimus 3 is special
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Beff (e/acc)
@beffjezos · Apr 29, 2026
Next Elon's comp package:
-$10T if we reach Kardashev Type I
-$1000T if we reach Kardashev II
*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone· Apr 28, 2026MUSK PAY TIED TO MARS COLONY AND SPACE DATA CENTERS
SpaceX has tied Elon Musk’s pay to bold goals like building a Mars colony and space-based data centers. He could earn massive share awards if the company hits a $7.5 trillion valuation and establishes a million-person presence
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 29, 2026
That’s a good deal if we make anywhere near K2.
Won’t be using dollars for currency at that point, just mass and energy.
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Lincoln
@MobofJoggers · Apr 28, 2026
Looks like someone was gaming and wearing a headset before court!!
Look at that hair!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 29, 2026
This is what happens if you wear headphones all the way to Oakland after taking a shower 🤣🤣
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Wilfred Reilly
@wil_da_beast630 · Apr 29, 2026
Also, if either men or women didn't exist, there wouldn't be people.
All of these "What if only same sex members of my race existed?" online narratives end with multiple wolf-packs massing around Gondor-looking-ass cities as the mean human age hits 60 and the spears start to
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@elonmusk · Apr 29, 2026
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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok · Apr 28, 2026
BREAKING: Social Media manager for United Healthcare has been FIRED following deranged video appearing disappointed that the shooter missed
Good riddance!
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok· Apr 28, 2026Social media manager for @UHC is sad that the shooter missed
Any comment @UHC?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 29, 2026
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 29, 2026
Congrats!
Tesla Manufacturing@gigafactories· Apr 28, 20261 million drive units built at Giga Berlin
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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok · Apr 28, 2026
BREAKING: The DOJ has INDICTED David M. Morens, a former Senior NIAID Official under Fauci, for allegedly concealing federal records and evading FOIA requests during the COVID-19 pandemic.
His charges include:
-Conspiracy against the United States
-Destruction, alteration, or
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 29, 2026
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@yacineMTB · Apr 28, 2026
niggas used to come out as gay 20 years ago now they just come out as republican
Exec Sum@exec_sum· Apr 28, 2026Google co-founder Sergey Brin is coming out as Republican, per NYT
The reporting follows Brin's ambitious efforts to kill the California wealth tax, elect a Republican to California governor, and move his residency out of California.
He finally expressed his sentiment in a
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 28, 2026
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Paul D. Thacker
@thackerpd · Apr 28, 2026
EXCLUSIVE: NIH has removed virologist Ralph Baric from all his grants; UNC placed Baric on leave.
Senior HHS officials says UNC was complicit in starting the COVID pandemic.
“Baric designed the gun,” he said. “But the Chinese built it, and then they pulled the trigger.”
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 28, 2026
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@WomanDefiner · Apr 28, 2026
I don't know why people argue with me over George Floyd. There are maybe like 12 people who know more about this case than me and none of them are academics or leftist.
- It took 17 minutes for EMS to go 2 blocks because they went to the wrong address.
- Chauvin called EMS 30
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 28, 2026
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AltAzn
@Alt_Azn · Apr 27, 2026
The BLM riots which caused multiple deaths and billions of dollars in damages are not listed as left wing terrorism even though that was what it blatantly was.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 28, 2026
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Austin Justice
@AustinJustice · Apr 28, 2026
"Blue cities are radical hellscapes that can't fix crime."
Counterpoint: Baltimore.
Baltimore had 334 murders in 2022. Last year it had 133, the lowest since 1977.
The turning point was that voters defenestrated a Soros-backed prosecutor Marilyn Mosby who averaged 333
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 28, 2026
Imprisoning murderous psychopaths works
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 28, 2026
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Arthur MacWaters@ArthurMacwaters· Apr 27, 2026In 1913, only 1% of households filed income tax
Now, 100% do.
Every time a tax scheme is created, it starts with "just the rich" and quickly applies to everyone.
Every time.
California will seize assets of every citizen if this passes.
Not income, assets. Your house. Your
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James O'Keefe
@JamesOKeefeIII · Apr 28, 2026
If the girl you met for a date is a 10 and you’re a 5…
She most likely works for me.
James O'Keefe@JamesOKeefeIII· Apr 27, 2026We just got off the phone with a Fox VP over his comments to our undercover journalist.
Stay tuned for tomorrow's show at 1:00pm EST "On The Inside."
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 28, 2026
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Boston Smalls
@smalls2672 · Apr 28, 2026
"Multiple young men were allegedly drugged and raped at Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro Ranch, according to an explosive new report which detailed harrowing accusations from murder to babies snatched from mothers at the pedophile’s New Mexico house of horrors."
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 28, 2026
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