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Jared Isaacman
@rookisaacman · Aug 30, 2023
I am not that close to the matter, but I am confused how we can fund billions per launch on a disposable mega rocket, fund two lunar landers to prevent hurt feelings but we can't keep New Horizons staff funded at present levels? To save 3 million?🤔
space.com/nasa-new-horiz…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
Yeah (sigh)
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee · Aug 30, 2023
Biden Comforts Hurricane Victims By Talking About Time The Urinal Splashed Back At Him A Little buff.ly/3OVVFMM

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
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isabelle 🪐
@isabelleboemeke · Aug 29, 2023
“Greenpeace is stuck in the past fighting clean, carbon-free nuclear energy while the world is literally burning. We need to be using all the tools available to address climate change and nuclear is one of them. I’m tired of having to fight my fellow environmentalists about this

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
Good
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Prince Vogelfrei 🐦⬛
@PrinceVogel · Aug 30, 2023
Once you realize people are pattern matching sentences to the nearest take or stance they've seen before you can never unsee it
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
!!
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
Replying to @LibertyCappy
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Teslaconomics
@Teslaconomics · Aug 30, 2023
Tesla is THE largest distributor of AI robots in the world & people still have no idea this is currently happening bc these things are disguised as “cars”.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
True
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Greg Brockman
@gdb · Aug 31, 2023
stare at raw tensor values long enough and you will truly see the matrix
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
We stare into the tensor matrix abyss and the abyss stares back
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Robert Scoble
@Scobleizer · Aug 31, 2023
Thank you so much for such a wonderful response.
Hey @elonmusk can’t wait to put the video features your team is working on to good use!
Robert Scoble@Scobleizer· Aug 30, 2023We're back and "Unaligned" this time.
A new AI-first interview show starting in September.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
You’re welcome
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Daily Roman Updates
@UpdatingOnRome · Aug 30, 2023

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
Replying to @avidseries
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
Video & audio calls coming to X:
- Works on iOS, Android, Mac & PC
- No phone number needed
- X is the effective global address book
That set of factors is unique.
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Daily Roman Updates
@UpdatingOnRome · Aug 31, 2023
Back again. This time it’s the strongest individual ruler of each century. Some interesting choices here.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
Debatable, but not far wrong
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Ashley St. Clair
@stclairashley · Aug 30, 2023
This isn’t “inexplicable”
Dude is expiring before our eyes
ALX 🇺🇸@alx· Aug 30, 2023BREAKING: Mitch McConnell inexplicably freezes up again while answering a question
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
McConnell & Biden could audition for role of Crypt Keeper – no makeup or special effects needed!
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X Daily News
@xDaily · Aug 31, 2023
NEWS: Fidelity raised it's valuation of X by 8% in July, the 3rd consecutive month it did so.
The valuation is now 58% below the acquisition price.
As we have reported before, it is not clear to what extent (if any) Fidelity's valuations are based on insider X financial info.

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
Fidelity will make a great return in the end
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Aug 30, 2023
After reading this article, seems like the SEC & DOJ are being weaponzied to go after the Democrats’ political opponents.

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
Hey @TheBabylonBee, you some competition with @WSJ 🤣🤣
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Aug 30, 2023
BREAKING — The Department of Justice is investigating whether Tesla purchased 10,000 Nvidia gaming GPUs just so Elon Musk could play Elden Ring and Crysis
Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars· Aug 30, 2023CORRECTION — We previously reported that Tesla had set up a cluster of 10,000 Nvidia H100 GPUs for training Autopilot.
We have been informed that the GPUs are actually intended for Elon Musk to play Elden Ring with instead.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
1M FPS gaming rig
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Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷
@farzyness · Aug 30, 2023
I feel terrible for the guy, but to pretend that this man is fit for public office is a disgrace. He needs to step down immediately.
unusual_whales@unusual_whales· Aug 30, 2023BREAKING: Mitch McConnell once again has just frozen during questioning.
This is the second time this month this has happened on camera.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
Absolutely. It’s time. This is an embarrassment to the country.
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge · Aug 31, 2023
𝕏 recently added a new tab for verified followers.
It would be great if it can display the total number of verified followers aswell. @x

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
That’s coming.
The only numbers that will matter in the long term are verified followers & likes.
This applies to all platforms. Either verify identity through a few dollars of payment per month or be overrun by millions of bots that cost less than 1/10th of a penny each.
You can’t completely stop bots, but you can raise the price by 10,000X, which dramatically improves the situation.
Just like narcotics: the “war on drugs” doesn’t eliminate drugs, but it raises the price substantially.
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Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️
@dogeofficialceo · Aug 30, 2023

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
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Steve McGuire
@sfmcguire79 · Aug 31, 2023
They’re on a roll lately…


Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 31, 2023
Hard to tell the difference between real press and parody these days
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