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Tetiana 💫 Claudius Nero's Legion 🐺
@Tetiana_Xx · Aug 6, 2023
𝕏 Premium sounds so much better than Twitter Blue, never liked the name Twitter Blue (I mean in my case it’s not even blue 😅). If subscription gives you early access to more new features it should be called 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘶𝘮 not blue/black.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
We considered calling it Balls, but that could be misinterpreted
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Pepe Meme
@pepe_fgm · Aug 5, 2023
Man explains why this alligator won't kill him
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
Famous last words
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CHIPCHIPGAME🏆Crypto Poker
@chipchipgame · Aug 6, 2023
Agree.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
Thanks Zuck!
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ALX 🇺🇸
@alx · Aug 5, 2023
Congrats, Justin!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
It’s literally more complicated than 99% of passwords at this point!
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Ashley St. Clair
@stclairashley · Aug 6, 2023
We didn’t have democracy before ballot drop boxes, early voting, and free food ✊
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
Indeed
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Teslaconomics
@Teslaconomics · Aug 6, 2023
Warren Buffett’s, Berkshire Hathaway, now has $147 billion in cash (end of Q2), an increase of $17 billion from the previous quarter & just shy of the all time high of $149 billion in 2021. What do you think Warren is preparing for?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
He doesn’t really need to prepare for anything. The so-called “risk free” rate offered by treasury bills is ridiculously high.
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Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸
@pmarca · Aug 5, 2023
bayes@bayeslord· Aug 4, 2023
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
Feels like that for sure
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Kara Lynne
@Kara_Creates · Aug 6, 2023
Yes. It was lead by someone who dug through my tweets and found a single one from 2016 regarding hesitation of people taking advantage of the bathroom discussion.
Started a witch hunt and I was fired the same day.
Happy to chat more about it if you are interested, @elonmusk.
Elon Musk@elonmusk· Aug 6, 2023@libsoftiktok @Kara_Creates Kara, is that accurate?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
Great, let’s have at it!
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Aug 6, 2023
To my Boss Mike:
Go fuck yourself you fat piece of shit! Don’t even think about firing me or I will sue you backed by the full faith and credit of Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk· Aug 6, 2023If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill.
No limit.
Please let us know.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
😂
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ALX 🇺🇸
@alx · Aug 5, 2023
What even is this style of captioning 🤣
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
It is how I imagine him speaking
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Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸
@pmarca · Aug 5, 2023
Enjoy! I agree with Peter now more than I did then, although perhaps for different reasons than his.
Haseeb ＞|＜@hosseeb· Aug 5, 2023Just watched this debate between @peterthiel and @pmarca from a decade ago(!) on the pace of tech innovation. Peter arguing that it has stalled, Marc that it continues to advance.
In light of AI, crypto, and materials science, feels very relevant today.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
Technology is accelerating
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Teslaconomics
@Teslaconomics · Aug 6, 2023
Get the fuck out of my way, Tesla Semi Truck coming through! Bill Gates where art thou? 🤷🏻♂️
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
Bizarrely, government funding is still being directed to hydrogen trucks. It is idiotic.
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge · Aug 6, 2023
Instagram is a hide-the-pain social network. Everything seems super nice on the surface, but it’s actually hell.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
It makes people feel sad, because everyone on there seems to be living this incredible life, even if they’re actually suicidally sad.
I prefer the truth, even it is dark.
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kache
@yacineMTB · Aug 5, 2023
humanity is actually compute bound, amusingly
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
We always have been, just that now it’s digital instead of biological
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James Lindsay, anti-Communist
@ConceptualJames · May 3, 2023
The reason college campuses are so Woke is mostly that too few people have been willing to speak up for too long.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
That needs to change.
And donors should withhold funding until there is change. That will fix things pronto.
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Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷
@farzyness · Aug 5, 2023
They'll be doing it all soon enough don't worry.
Or do worry.
internet hall of fame@InternetH0F· Aug 5, 2023
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
Yeah
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Katherine Brodsky
@mysteriouskat · Aug 6, 2023
It's not a normal day on Twitter if you don't get accused of being part of the CIA or Mossad at some point.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
I’m part of the CYA
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Kris Kashtanova
@icreatelife · Aug 5, 2023
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
Too real
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Austen Allred
@Austen · Aug 6, 2023
Elon understands that nothing changes behavior in the United States faster than threat of legal action
Elon Musk@elonmusk· Aug 6, 2023If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill.
No limit.
Please let us know.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
And we won’t just sue, it will be extremely loud and we will go after the boards of directors of the companies too
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Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
@teslaownersSV · Aug 6, 2023
Elon Musk is worth $236 billion.
So, why is he still working?
x.com/MuskUniversity…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Aug 6, 2023
Good question
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