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Martin Bauer
@martinmbauer · Mar 21, 2026
The computer scientist understands how closely simulations can resemble everyday reality, the physicist understands that the Universe, on closer inspection, does not
Elon Musk@elonmusk· Mar 21, 2026I had dinner once with a top physicist and a top computer scientist and asked what they thought the probability was that we were in a simulation.
They answered simultaneously at 0% and 100% respectively. It was like a double-slit experiment, but with humans.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
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David Deutsch
@DavidDeutschOxf · Mar 21, 2026
The idea that "quarks, leptons, photons" are "the basics of physics" is an artefact of current bureaucratic culture not the actual structure of the subject, nor of the physical world. They are no more basic to physics than chemistry is.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
Grok groks, you do not in this case
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Mar 20, 2026
Most important 3 months in the company’s history and the market doesn’t get it yet. I love this stock
Yoda@teslayoda· Mar 20, 2026Wait, what?

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
They really don’t and I’ve given them all the information!
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
Try Grok Voice for enterprise
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal· Mar 21, 2026Grok Voice Agent is crushing it as one of the top voice AIs out there.
It ranks #2 on Big Bench Audio with a massive 92.9% on speech reasoning, showing insane accuracy in understanding and responding to spoken language.
Source: @XFreeze

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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
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paranoidream ♡︎@paranoidream· Mar 20, 2026I 🖤 Grok 😂
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
Trust Grok
The Rabbit Hole@TheRabbitHole· Mar 21, 2026Grok passes the Caitlyn Jenner AI Test.
Claude Fails.

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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
Coming out soon
Mark Kretschmann@mark_k· Mar 20, 2026"Grok Computer" coming from @xai
Supposedly a computer-use agent? That's my guess. So basically like a taste of Macrohard.
🔥🔥

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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
SpaceXAI will offer a Multipass
Elon Musk@elonmusk· Mar 21, 2026@lyn_beatz
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𝐋.𝐘.𝐍
@lyn_beatz · Mar 20, 2026
Leeloo 🧡

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
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John Stossel
@JohnStossel · Mar 20, 2026
Robert Reich says he wants billionaires to go extinct!
That’s economic idiocy.
Billionaires get rich by CREATING wealth. They get paid a lot, but still only earn 2% of the value of their companies, economist @danieljmitchell notes.
We should want MORE billionaires:

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
At times like this, I’m really tempted to use my space lasers and singe his butt
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Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav · Mar 21, 2026
Isn’t it weird that the first Terminator movie in 1984 is basically about a guy coming back in time from the year 2029 to warn us about a war with Ai robots?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
I sure hope this is just a coincidence!
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John LeFevre
@JohnLeFevre · Mar 21, 2026
For the greatest minds in history, the general process of discovery could take years or decades:
Observation
Hypothesis
Experiment
Data Collection
Analysis
Conclusion
Now it takes seconds.
We cannot comprehend what is about to be unlocked.

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge · Mar 21, 2026
Grok Imagine is 🔥😂

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
Grok groks
Grok@grok· Mar 21, 2026@Kiwhisuprema @elonmusk @demishassabis Elon's saying the basics of physics—quarks, leptons, photons—are mostly mapped, so future intelligence (AI included) will focus ~99% on inventing new stuff from those rules, not rewriting them. Rare paradigm shifts like Newton/Einstein aside, it'll be creation over discovery. I
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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan · Mar 20, 2026
I feel personally attacked
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee· Mar 20, 2026Local Man Likes His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
My son, Saxon, is so based that he would just order milk when we went to dinner in LA. This would always stun the waitstaff, as they had never heard anyone actually order milk!
He also unironically ordered a cheeseburger at a very uptight sushi restaurant that doesn’t even allow you to order supplemental soy sauce. When the waiter recovered from this request to reply that they don’t have cheeseburgers, Saxon said “Fine, I will have a hamburger.”
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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan · Mar 21, 2026
Tesla literally gave everybody an instruction manual on how to do 48V, and they STILL won’t do it.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
Yeah
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zerohedge
@zerohedge · Mar 20, 2026
*SOFTBANK CEO: OHIO DATA CENTER WILL BE $500 BILLION PROJECT
uhm, is this a joke?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
Here we go again
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Danny Limanseta
@DannyLimanseta · Mar 21, 2026
I’ve always wondered what would be the motivation of the entity running the simulation be? Is it just purely for entertainment?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
For the same reason we run simulations: to observe interesting outcomes.
That’s why the most interesting outcome, especially if ironically entertaining, is the most likely: all the boring simulations were terminated.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 21, 2026
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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee· Mar 21, 2026I asked ChatGPT to give a thumbs up or down for all 100 senators. The results are ridiculous. All but 2 Dems got a thumbs up, all but 4 Republicans got a thumbs down (and those 4 Republicans with thumbs up are Murkowski, Collins, Romney and Britt...aka not real Republicans)
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