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Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
@teslaownersSV · Jul 23, 2023
Elon Musk’s Diablo name means 🤣
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
Team America
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Penny2x
@imPenny2x · Jul 23, 2023
I’d rather you change the term followers.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
Viewers
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Jul 23, 2023
Will Twitter be run off the x.com domain?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
Of course
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Jul 23, 2023
Damn, so they’re really getting rid of the Twitter branding and logo. Elon said they’re gonna tear it off the Twitter building with a blowtorch
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
Sorry it took so long
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
Replying to @AdamLowisz
🤣🤣
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Kris Kashtanova
@icreatelife · Jul 23, 2023
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
💯
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jj🟠
@JarretNoDegree · Jul 23, 2023
have you seen The Notebook? it’s russian propaganda
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
Nicholas Sparks is one big psy op
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stevenmarkryan
@stevenmarkryan · Jul 23, 2023
Had a fun covo with ChatGPT.
Fed it $TSLA's historical profits, asked for 30 yr estimates, it got to almost $10 quadrillion & said "impossible cuz world GPD is less" so I asked what if bots expand world GPD...
"Jolly good point, sir*".
* actual convo was much longer but this was
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
Now ask the Tesla AI
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Garry Tan
@garrytan · Jul 23, 2023
Elon Musk is e/acc
We have to accelerate
Elon Musk@elonmusk· Jul 23, 2023@thomasschulzz True
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
Uhh … I think we need to be carful with this stuff
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Ouriel
@OurielOhayon · Jul 23, 2023
"Like Meta but a bird"
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
😂
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
And these are my pants
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
😂
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
I mean … whaddaya call this …
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
And these are my pants
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
We should stop making our appliances so “smart”
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
My character in Diablo IV is more bejeweled than Liberace on a bender
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
I mean … whaddaya call this …
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ALX 🇺🇸
@alx · Jul 23, 2023
BREAKING: Elon Musk asked in a @greg16676935420 space “Are you really changing the Twitter logo tomorrow?”
Elon (While playing Diablo IV): “Yes”
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
My character in Diablo IV is more bejeweled than Liberace on a bender
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Lee Edwards
@terronk · Jul 23, 2023
A bunch of guys in ski masks just robbed the Bloomingdale’s in front of her. Staff didn’t blink. Common occurrence.
Everything is fine. Normal part of living in a city, why even talk about it? Nothing to do with these closures. Doom loop is rw fake news.
Weather is nice today!
Lee Edwards@terronk· Jul 22, 2023Fiancée shopping for wedding perfume at Nordstroms, and the woman helping her says she grew up here and has been working at Nordstroms since the day it opened.
She helped Princess Diana shop for perfume in the 90’s. Got misty eyed talking about how they’re shutting down soon.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
wtf
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
You rang?
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
Deus X
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greg
@greg16676935420 · Jul 23, 2023
Can’t go to bed until you join @elonmusk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
!!
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Christopher Stanley
@cstanley · Jul 22, 2023
Proud dad moment: My almost 15 month old son just pooped and peed in his potty🚽💩👶
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023
💪
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