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@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

Man if aspartame really does cause cancer, I’m dead as a doornail lol

Ed Krassenstein

Ed Krassenstein

@EdKrassen · Jul 23, 2023

Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg was just promoted to compete at blue belt for the Guerrilla Jiu Jitsu team. Seems like he’s really taking this Elon fight seriously. Don’t worry though, Zuckerberg has nothing on Elon when it comes memes and no true fight is complete without a meme

Ed Krassenstein

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

So funny having different colored belts

Tom Blake

@Iamtomblake · Jul 23, 2023

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

Elon Musk

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

So you’re saying I’m a prince ;)

Not Jerome Powell

Not Jerome Powell

@alifarhat79 · Jul 23, 2023

Never deleting this app

Not Jerome Powell

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

The scariest answer to the Fermi Paradox is that there are no aliens at all. They we are the only tiny candle of consciousness in an abyss of darkness.

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

Sorry our pixels are so imperfect Hopefully less so over time

Whole Mars Catalog

Whole Mars Catalog

@wholemars · Jul 23, 2023

Tesla AI team is incredible. Those who put down their work because they don’t understand it are just clueless.

Whole Mars Catalog

Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars· Jul 22, 2023

Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta is so fucking badass. Once you get used to it, you'll never want to drive anything that doesn't have it. 4K:

Whole Mars Catalog

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

Watch at 2X speed pic in pic on this platform

Elon Musk

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

How ridiculous must FB/Instagram be that you can torch $10B on nonsense and still get away with it. Does anyone actually even need to work there?

Not Jerome Powell

Not Jerome Powell

@alifarhat79 · Jul 22, 2023

So Mark Zubercker lost $10 billion dollars on the Metaverse and no one’s saying anything?

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

DogeDesigner

DogeDesigner@cb_doge· Jul 23, 2023

China: Birth rate hits all-time low: 6.77 births per 1,000 people. Singapore: Birth rate has reached a record low in 2022 with only 35,605 babies born throughout the year. U.S: Population Flatlining As Birth Rate Stagnates. Italy: Birth rate drops to historic low. Japan:

DogeDesigner

Wall Street Mav

Wall Street Mav

@WallStreetMav · Jul 23, 2023

This only applies to birds, right? 👀🚨

Wall Street Mav

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

Incentives matter. Would be odd if they didn’t!

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

Elon Musk

Elon Musk

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

@OppenheimerFilm

Elon Musk

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

He’s underrated

Oppenheimer

@OppenheimerFilm · Jul 21, 2023

#Oppenheimer is now playing in theaters. Get tickets now to see Cillian Murphy, Emily Blunt, Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr., & Florence Pugh on the largest screen possible.

Oppenheimer

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

Elon Musk

Matt Walsh

@MattWalshBlog · Jul 23, 2023

I was already looking forward to watching Oppenheimer but then I saw a bunch of people on Twitter complaining that it mostly features white men and it isn’t inclusive enough and now I’m even more looking forward to watching it

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

Don’t forget Szilard!!

Ashley St. Clair

Ashley St. Clair

@stclairashley · Jul 22, 2023

If u took a shot every time the Barbie movie said the word “patriarchy” u would be dead

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

Ashley St. Clair

Ashley St. Clair

@stclairashley · Jul 23, 2023

“And now we have Rebecca and David, fighting for custody of their 6 year old son. Rebecca claims David never sees the kid, and David claims Rebecca is a cheating gold digger. Rebecca and David, welcome to the Space.”

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

Timing seems like AGI>>Idiocracy

@elonmusk · Jul 23, 2023

Does anyone understand the Internet?

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