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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 21, 2023
We are changing the auto-reply from 💩 to a “We will get back to you soon” infinite loop
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 21, 2023
Or maybe a “Check with us again tomorrow” loop
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 21, 2023
Replying to @BillyM2k
We are changing the auto-reply from 💩 to a “We will get back to you soon” infinite loop
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Jul 20, 2023
we’re fucked
Evan@StockMKTNewz· Jul 20, 2023Jim Cramer just said Tesla $TSLA and Netflix $NFLX are
"two of the greatest investments of all time, and I got nothing, heard nothing at all last night that makes me feel differently about them"
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 21, 2023
Uh oh
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Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein · Jul 21, 2023
Fox News just labelled me "Far left".
It's kind of ironic because I got attacked from the left earlier in the week for saying that the people Twitter paid were not all "Far right" despite media reports claiming the opposite.
So the left-leaning media over-embellishes the
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 21, 2023
I’d like to join the Fetched Party, so I can be far …
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Bojan Tunguz
@tunguz · Jul 21, 2023
After seeing #Oppenheimer a lot of people are trying to make their own nuclear bomb. However, 99% of them are doing it wrong. Here is what you need to know in order to do it correctly.
A thread👇🧵🧶 1/235
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 21, 2023
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Tim Urban
@waitbutwhy · Jul 20, 2023
Olipop seems too good to be true. What's the catch? Can I just keep having two of these a day or no? @drinkolipop
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 21, 2023
Was wondering the same
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bill lee
@billlee · Jul 20, 2023
plot twist.
X Daily News@xDaily· Jul 20, 2023BREAKING: Twitter to subpoena Senator Elizabeth Warren over communications with US agencies
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
Fight fire with fire
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Evan
@StockMKTNewz · Jul 19, 2023
Elon Musk just said Tesla $TSLA will take as much Nvidia $NVDA AI hardware as they can ship
Elon added that if Tesla could get enough Nvidia chips they maybe wouldn't need to make Dojo but Nvidia cannot supply them with enough chips
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
Unfortunately, they cannot supply us with even a small fraction of how much compute we need!
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The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial · Jul 20, 2023
House Democrats voted to censor RFK Jr during a hearing on censorship at which he was invited to speak
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
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Darrell Lerner
@DarrellLerner · Jul 19, 2023
Breaking Bad isn't just the best TV show of all time.
It's a great business lesson.
Here's 4 clips that'll give you valuable business lessons:
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
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ALEX
@ajtourville · Jul 19, 2023
Mining metals that can be recycled and reused indefinitely is not the same as mining coal to burn it only once.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
Exactly
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Chief Nerd
@TheChiefNerd · Jul 20, 2023
Debbie Wasserman Schultz Has Just Put a Motion Forward to Censor Robert F. Kennedy Jr from Further Testimony
This is wild...
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
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Michael Shellenberger
@shellenberger · Jul 20, 2023
In 2020, the FBI repeatedly warned Twitter & Facebook of a forthcoming Russian disinformation operation about Hunter Biden. When @nypost published emails from his laptop, Twitter & FB censored the content. Now, an FBI official admits FBI knew the laptop was real. Massive.
House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸@JudiciaryGOP· Jul 20, 2023🚨 BIG BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Testimony reveals the FBI knew the Hunter Biden laptop was authentic, but when asked by a social media company about the laptop’s authenticity the FBI said “no further comment.”
The rest is history.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
Wow
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@Kristennetten · Jul 20, 2023
San Francisco looks more & more like GTA
BAY AREA STATE OF MIND@YayAreaNews· Jul 20, 2023San Francisco, California 🌉
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
Yeah, especially the guy who stole a city bus video a few months ago
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Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein · Jul 20, 2023
Just want to give a shout out to Republican Governor Cox from Utah and Democratic Governor Polis from Colorado.
We can all disagree. It's healthy to disagree. Disagreements result in solutions.
It's when we resort to attacking each other rather than debating our opinions
Builders@BuildersMvt· Jul 19, 2023When MAGA uncle and woke niece come to family dinner...
Food for thought from @GovofCO (D-CO) and @GovCox (R-UT) on saving your family dinner.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
Yeah!
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The Figen
@TheFigen_ · Jul 20, 2023
When you partied very hard and woke up in someone's house......then realized you don't remember who she is!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
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Car Dealership Guy
@GuyDealership · Jul 20, 2023
Here’s a secret:
Some of the absolute best used car deals are posted on nursing home bulletin boards.
You’re welcome.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
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Gail Alfar
@gailalfaratx · Jul 20, 2023
How did this happen with zero paid advertising? 🔥🔥
Tesla Europe, Middle East & Africa@teslaeurope· Jul 20, 2023Model Y was Europe’s bestselling vehicle of any kind in the entire first half of the year—thanks to all of our owners!
You rock :)
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
Luck 🍀
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Bojan Tunguz
@tunguz · Jul 20, 2023
If you get monetized on Twitter, you get monetized IRL.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
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Roseanne Barr
@therealroseanne · Jul 18, 2023
Finally got my blue check! Now I’m as important as everyone else with a credit card! hopefully I can get paid to tweet now @elonmusk. I have shit to say!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jul 20, 2023
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