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X Freeze
@XFreeze · Feb 22, 2026
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
The horse will drink if you put its head in the water and clap its nuts between two bricks, as that creates an involuntary sucking in of air (or water)
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
We are ruled by
Bureaucracy
not Democracy podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/his…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
Communism is just bureaucracy in the limit.
“Soviet” is a Russian word for “committee”.
Which means that “USSR” stood for union of socialist committees 🥱
Anything that boring was never going to win – their parties sucked.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
We are ruled by
Bureaucracy
not Democracy
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LilHumansBigImpact
@BigImpactHumans · Feb 22, 2026
Nicki, you should go to Starbase to watch a launch. I’m sure Elon can make sure you’re in a secure location with a great view!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
Sure
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Giga Based Dad
@GigaBasedDad · Feb 22, 2026
Basically
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
Precisely
Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus· Feb 21, 2026
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
Exactly
Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus· Feb 22, 2026
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Kekius Maximus
@Kekius_Sage · Feb 21, 2026
Do you think Elon Musk is happier than us, or just louder?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
I am not often happy
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darthjav
@darthjav · Feb 21, 2026
So he is building Skynet
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
A better plot would be the AIs war amongst themselves. We’re just caught in the crossfire.
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💂🏻♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™
@BigBearF1 · Feb 21, 2026
Has anyone ever lived long enough to need a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
Yeah
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Finn McKenty
@thefinnmckenty · Feb 21, 2026
My brain exploded when I realized 90% of the clawdbot hype is people who didn’t know that automation exists, and are just using it like Zapier but with catastrophic security holes.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
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Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman · Feb 21, 2026
John Thune is on the verge of going down in history as the SPINELESS Senate Leader who refused to pass a bill that 85% of Americans wanted.
Secure elections, that’s all we want.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
He can’t get it done
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Adrian Dittmann
@AdrianDittmann · Feb 22, 2026
If you don’t have over 200 hours of play time in a game that you develop or manage, then you’re wholly inadequate for either of those jobs.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
Yes
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
Replying to @FFT1776
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Nick Dobos
@NickADobos · Feb 21, 2026
Need another season of Silicon Valley so badly.
Y Combinator@ycombinator· Feb 21, 2026With the takeoff of OpenClaw and MoltBook, a new agent-driven economy is taking shape.
On the @LightconePod, we took a look at the explosive growth of AI dev tools and whether the time has come for builders to make something agents want.
00:00 - Intro
02:12 - No human
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
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Space Koala
@SpaceKoala · Feb 21, 2026
The real problem with trying to make a joke about Jared Isaacman's ears is that there's no way he hasn't heard it all before.
perigeeaero.shop inc (STRAIGHT)@Orbital_Perigee· Feb 20, 2026You know, through all this Starliner debacle, I think it’s really important to note that Administrator Isaccman is HEARING about these incidents and is LISTENING, and creating a better working environment. Hopefully, he’s ALL EARS for criticism in the future.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
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Adrian Dittmann
@AdrianDittmann · Feb 22, 2026
“Halo, …”
ASHA@asha_shar· Feb 21, 2026@GameRoll_ For me it's Halo, Valheim, Goldeneye
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
That was a banger
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Noah
@NoahKingJr · Feb 22, 2026
Are we training AI, or is AI training us?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
We are the bootloader
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Chrissy Casilio
@ChrissyCasilio · Feb 21, 2026
I’m shaking right now.
Millions of married women just lost the ability to earn extra money shoveling snow because of @NYCMayor’s decision.
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes· Feb 21, 2026You literally can’t make this up
Zohran Mamdani is calling on New Yorkers to become emergency snow shovelers for tomorrows blizzard
He says you can register and get paid, but you must show 2 forms of ID
Democrats are demanding 2 forms of ID to shovel snow but not to vote….
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
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Phil Spencer
@XboxP3 · Feb 20, 2026
It’s rare in life to know when a chapter is closing, but after 38 years at Microsoft, that moment has arrived for me. I’ve made the decision to retire and begin the next chapter of my life. It’s a milestone that’s given me a chance to reflect on the incredible journey I’ve been
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 22, 2026
38 years is a good run
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