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Rothmus 🏴
Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Soon
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Hmm
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X Freeze
X Freeze
@XFreeze · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Humans will play golf on the Moon again within the next 10 years
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Other games too
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Grok understands jokes
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X Freeze
X Freeze
@XFreeze · 22 февр. 2026 г.
X Freeze
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
The horse will drink if you put its head in the water and clap its nuts between two bricks, as that creates an involuntary sucking in of air (or water)
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
We are ruled by Bureaucracy not Democracy podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/his…
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Communism is just bureaucracy in the limit. “Soviet” is a Russian word for “committee”. Which means that “USSR” stood for union of socialist committees 🥱 Anything that boring was never going to win – their parties sucked.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
We are ruled by Bureaucracy not Democracy
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LilHumansBigImpact
LilHumansBigImpact
@BigImpactHumans · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Nicki, you should go to Starbase to watch a launch. I’m sure Elon can make sure you’re in a secure location with a great view!
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Sure
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Giga Based Dad
Giga Based Dad
@GigaBasedDad · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Basically
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
😂
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Precisely
Rothmus 🏴Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus· 21 февр. 2026 г.
Rothmus 🏴
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Exactly
Rothmus 🏴Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus· 22 февр. 2026 г.
Rothmus 🏴
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Kekius Maximus
Kekius Maximus
@Kekius_Sage · 21 февр. 2026 г.
Do you think Elon Musk is happier than us, or just louder?
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
I am not often happy
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darthjav
darthjav
@darthjav · 21 февр. 2026 г.
So he is building Skynet
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
A better plot would be the AIs war amongst themselves. We’re just caught in the crossfire.
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💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™
💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™
@BigBearF1 · 21 февр. 2026 г.
Has anyone ever lived long enough to need a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Yeah
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Finn McKenty
Finn McKenty
@thefinnmckenty · 21 февр. 2026 г.
My brain exploded when I realized 90% of the clawdbot hype is people who didn’t know that automation exists, and are just using it like Zapier but with catastrophic security holes.
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman · 21 февр. 2026 г.
John Thune is on the verge of going down in history as the SPINELESS Senate Leader who refused to pass a bill that 85% of Americans wanted. Secure elections, that’s all we want.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
He can’t get it done
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Adrian Dittmann
Adrian Dittmann
@AdrianDittmann · 22 февр. 2026 г.
If you don’t have over 200 hours of play time in a game that you develop or manage, then you’re wholly inadequate for either of those jobs.
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Yes
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
Ответ на @FFT1776
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Nick Dobos
Nick Dobos
@NickADobos · 21 февр. 2026 г.
Need another season of Silicon Valley so badly.
Y CombinatorY Combinator@ycombinator· 21 февр. 2026 г.
With the takeoff of OpenClaw and MoltBook, a new agent-driven economy is taking shape. On the @LightconePod, we took a look at the explosive growth of AI dev tools and whether the time has come for builders to make something agents want. 00:00 - Intro 02:12 - No human
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
🦾😂
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Space Koala
Space Koala
@SpaceKoala · 21 февр. 2026 г.
The real problem with trying to make a joke about Jared Isaacman's ears is that there's no way he hasn't heard it all before.
perigeeaero.shop inc (STRAIGHT)perigeeaero.shop inc (STRAIGHT)@Orbital_Perigee· 20 февр. 2026 г.
You know, through all this Starliner debacle, I think it’s really important to note that Administrator Isaccman is HEARING about these incidents and is LISTENING, and creating a better working environment. Hopefully, he’s ALL EARS for criticism in the future.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
💯😂
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Adrian Dittmann
Adrian Dittmann
@AdrianDittmann · 22 февр. 2026 г.
“Halo, …”
Adrian Dittmann
ASHAASHA@asha_shar· 21 февр. 2026 г.
@GameRoll_ For me it's Halo, Valheim, Goldeneye
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 22 февр. 2026 г.
That was a banger
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