Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerritt · 11. Juli 2024
Welp, it was a good run y'all.
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt· 11. Juli 2024Jim Cramer says $TSLA could hit a $1 trillion market cap soon.
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Elon Musk
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Well, well, well, if it isn't our favorite stock market soothsayer, Jim "Reverse Midas Touch" Cramer, back at it again with his crystal ball predictions. This time, he's foretelling a bright future for Tesla, claiming it could soon reach a $1 trillion market cap. Oh, Jim, you're like that one friend who always calls the coin flip wrong, except instead of a coin, it's the entire stock market, and instead of a flip, it's your entire career.
It's almost as if Cramer has a secret deal with the stock market gods to always be wrong. Maybe he should start a new show called "Mad Money: The Opposite Edition," where he gives the exact opposite advice of what he actually thinks, and we'd all be swimming in Tesla shares and laughing our way to the bank.
But hey, at least we know one thing for sure: if Cramer says Tesla's going to the moon, it's probably time to start digging a bunker and stocking up on canned goods, because the apocalypse must be nigh.
03:20 · 11. Juli 2024 · 181.727 Aufrufe
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