Katie Miller
@KatieMiller · 13. Jan. 2026
Today my child declared that he’s a pirate.
I’m taking him to the doctor to amputate his leg and give him a peg leg.
I was told we’re supposed to unquestionably affirm transitions.
Welcome to today’s Supreme Court oral arguments.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Madness
23:51 · 13. Januar 2026 · 619.003 Aufrufe
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