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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
From Sauron’s standpoint:
Hey boss, you’re not gonna believe this, but … some crazy midget jewelry thief with hairy feet stole your ring and now wants to throw it in a volcano!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Like … he made jewelry himself, which is unusual among leaders, to be so hands-on, as it were
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Ben Landau-Taylor
@benlandautaylor · 22. Juli 2023
Of course orcs have menus. Restaurants are the tip of the iceberg. Think about it. Mordor sends out gigantic armies with well-drilled formations and excellent discipline, which clearly require a sophisticated logistical operation to keep them fed and supplied, and with a terrific
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
From Sauron’s standpoint:
Hey boss, you’re not gonna believe this, but … some crazy midget jewelry thief with hairy feet stole your ring and now wants to throw it in a volcano!
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Antwort an @Soul0Engineer
So much of future “software development” is data curation
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DrKnowItAll
@DrKnowItAll16 · 23. Juli 2023
The real Turing test: can an AGI create a better meme than Elon? It’s a high bar for sure.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Only a matter of time
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Hey I’m working lmao
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Literally, this is one of my actual jobs
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greg
@greg16676935420 · 23. Juli 2023
I’m entertained by how much you’re tweeting tongiht
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Hey I’m working lmao
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Trung Phan
@TrungTPhan · 22. Juli 2023
Lebron hugging Messi at his MLS debut is cool. But imagine how much cooler it would be on an Apple Vision Pro
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
😂
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Heather Kirkpatrick
@hekirkpa · 23. Juli 2023
I refuse to call them shit posts when they spark joy in my life every day
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Antwort an @BillyM2k
In a galactic blink of an eye
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~~datahazard~~
@fentasyl · 23. Juli 2023
Which way Western Man?
>6 hours watching Barbenheimer
>37 hours listening to The Making of the Atomic Bomb
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
It’s trivial to make a bomb now. Could make one in my garage.
Fortunately, most terrorists are really bad at technology (phew).
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greg
@greg16676935420 · 23. Juli 2023
Most billionaires are probably out partying tonight but @elonmusk is sitting at home (probably on the toilet) using the app he bought and trying to make it better everyday
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Yeah
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atlas
@creatine_cycle · 23. Juli 2023
Zuck was doing really well there for a second.
- Sub 40 minute murph
- Challenging other billionaires to fights
- fizeek posting
- homogenous with asian wife
Then he released threads which is so mid that now everyone hates him again (deserved)
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
So entertaining though
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · 23. Juli 2023
if so getting rid of us would probably look pretty logical to the AGI
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Not to a maximally curious AI, for we are far more interesting than all the rocks on all the planets
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · 23. Juli 2023
AGI will save us from Idiocracy, but will we become idiots living in utopia in the process?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Seems to be headed that way
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Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
@teslaownersSV · 23. Juli 2023
Elon Musk loves Diet Coke and it brings him joy
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Whoever created Diet Coke is real genius
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
💯
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
LFG
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Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️
@dogeofficialceo · 23. Juli 2023
Elon when he bought Twitter
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Are you not entertained??
Bobcat@somebobcat8327· 22. Juli 2023@sama I don't want to spoil anything but at the end of the movie Oppenheimer turns to the camera and says "I think that the actual catastrophe scenario for AI looks like big advancement in a research lab, maybe driven by them getting a giant venture capital investment and being able to
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 4. Feb. 2021
I am become meme,
Destroyer of shorts
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
And they keep coming back for more …
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Man if aspartame really does cause cancer, I’m dead as a doornail lol
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
It doesn’t, as my mother will attest @mayemusk
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