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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Man if aspartame really does cause cancer, I’m dead as a doornail lol
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Ed Krassenstein
@EdKrassen · 23. Juli 2023
Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg was just promoted to compete at blue belt for the Guerrilla Jiu Jitsu team.
Seems like he’s really taking this Elon fight seriously.
Don’t worry though, Zuckerberg has nothing on Elon when it comes memes and no true fight is complete without a meme
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
So funny having different colored belts
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Tom Blake
@Iamtomblake · 23. Juli 2023
Pretty much!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
😂😂
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
So you’re saying I’m a prince ;)
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Not Jerome Powell
@alifarhat79 · 23. Juli 2023
Never deleting this app
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
😂😂
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
The scariest answer to the Fermi Paradox is that there are no aliens at all.
They we are the only tiny candle of consciousness in an abyss of darkness.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Sorry our pixels are so imperfect
Hopefully less so over time
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · 23. Juli 2023
Tesla AI team is incredible. Those who put down their work because they don’t understand it are just clueless.
Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars· 22. Juli 2023Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta is so fucking badass. Once you get used to it, you'll never want to drive anything that doesn't have it.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Watch at 2X speed pic in pic on this platform
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
😂
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
How ridiculous must FB/Instagram be that you can torch $10B on nonsense and still get away with it. Does anyone actually even need to work there?
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@alifarhat79 · 22. Juli 2023
So Mark Zubercker lost $10 billion dollars on the Metaverse and no one’s saying anything?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
😂
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Literally
DogeDesigner@cb_doge· 23. Juli 2023China: Birth rate hits all-time low: 6.77 births per 1,000 people.
Singapore: Birth rate has reached a record low in 2022 with only 35,605 babies born throughout the year.
U.S: Population Flatlining As Birth Rate Stagnates.
Italy: Birth rate drops to historic low.
Japan:
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Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav · 23. Juli 2023
This only applies to birds, right? 👀🚨
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Incentives matter. Would be odd if they didn’t!
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
@OppenheimerFilm
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
He’s underrated
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Oppenheimer
@OppenheimerFilm · 21. Juli 2023
#Oppenheimer is now playing in theaters. Get tickets now to see Cillian Murphy, Emily Blunt, Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr., & Florence Pugh on the largest screen possible.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
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Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog · 23. Juli 2023
I was already looking forward to watching Oppenheimer but then I saw a bunch of people on Twitter complaining that it mostly features white men and it isn’t inclusive enough and now I’m even more looking forward to watching it
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Don’t forget Szilard!!
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Ashley St. Clair
@stclairashley · 22. Juli 2023
If u took a shot every time the Barbie movie said the word “patriarchy” u would be dead
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
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Ashley St. Clair
@stclairashley · 23. Juli 2023
“And now we have Rebecca and David, fighting for custody of their 6 year old son. Rebecca claims David never sees the kid, and David claims Rebecca is a cheating gold digger. Rebecca and David, welcome to the Space.”
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Timing seems like AGI>>Idiocracy
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 23. Juli 2023
Does anyone understand the Internet?
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