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X Daily News
@xDaily · 20. März 2023
It’s begun.
“When contacted for comment, the Twitter press office sent a poo emoji.”

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 20. März 2023
Yes!! 🤣🤣
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Casa Bonita
@CasaBonita · 19. März 2023
We are looking for enthusiastic, hard-working people who enjoy making people happy. Now hiring cooks & dishwashers. Apply & interview on Tuesday between 12-4p at 2500 Larimer St, Denver. CasaBonitaJobs.com for more info

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 20. März 2023
This will be great
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 20. März 2023
Antwort an @the_culturist_
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Ray
@ray4tesla · 19. März 2023
Elon Musk is. I think, a genius by all accounts…
- Kobe Bryant
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 20. März 2023
He is greatly missed
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@jason
@Jason · 20. März 2023
#thefed

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 20. März 2023
🤣
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Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
@teslaownersSV · 20. März 2023
Can Twitter get live video with multiple people on iOS app?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 20. März 2023
Will add it to the list
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Slashdot
@slashdot · 19. März 2023
SVB Employees Blame Remote Work For Bank Failure ift.tt/MtuOVlo
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 20. März 2023
I walked the production line at Tesla Giga Texas today
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Dave Lee
@heydave7 · 19. März 2023
RIP
His name was Kona. 14 years. Fighter till the end.

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023
Had an awesome Yorkie for 15 years who I named Hobbes, because he was nasty, brutish & short.
I’d tell people “watch out for the dog!”, then they’d see him & laugh, then he would bite them on the ankle.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023

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End Wokeness
@EndWokeness · 19. März 2023
NPR took $24.6 million from the Bill Gates Foundation
The Guardian took $12.9 million from the Bill Gates Foundation
NBC took $4.3 million from the Bill Gates Foundation
BBC took $3.6 million from the Bill Gates Foundation
CNN took $3.6 million from the Bill Gates Foundation
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023
I’m sure this didn’t affect their coverage of him at all
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Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav · 19. März 2023
So UBS buys Credit Suisse, shareholders don’t get a vote, UBS gets $100 billion credit line from central bank …
Crazy times this week. Bandaids flying everywhere to keep the system from falling apart. 🤔

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023
$100B line … wow
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023
A latte is really just an excuse for adults to order warm milk without sounding like a baby
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023
Cappuccino/latte art is delightful
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023
A latte is really just an excuse for adults to order warm milk without sounding like a baby
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End Wokeness
@EndWokeness · 19. März 2023
Bill Gates donated $319 million to media organizations over the years
Soros funneled $131 million to 253 media organizations in 4 years
Bezos bought the Washington Post
Pfizer spent $2.8 billion in media advertisements just last year alone
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023
Pfizer really spent that much on ads?
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Shibetoshi Nakamoto
@BillyM2k · 19. März 2023
hey so did you notice the banks are exploding and we are on the brink of financial catastrophe tho
maybe wanna get on top of that
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023
🏦 🔥 💩
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Chris Bakke
@ChrisJBakke · 19. März 2023
You can learn an important lesson from Credit Suisse:
In 2006, Credit Suisse had a market cap of $70B.
By 2016, they had a market cap of $30B.
By 2022, they had a market cap of $10B.
Today, they were acquired for $2B.
Lesson: give up.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023
Even the mighty can fall if leadership makes bad decisions. Hard to believe these days that Apple was months from bankruptcy before Jobs returned.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023
Antwort an @BillyM2k
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End Wokeness
@EndWokeness · 19. März 2023
Don’t forgot that your morning coffee today is racist

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023
Even my coffee!?
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023
press@twitter.com now auto responds with 💩
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge · 18. März 2023
Elon Musk's Keyboard 🤣 @elonmusk

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · 19. März 2023
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